He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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