We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
so much tequila, so little girl.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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