Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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