I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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