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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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