It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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