So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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