For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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