So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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