Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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