im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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