I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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