It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
