No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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