Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
We need to rekindle our bromance
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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