just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
please don't ironically join a cult
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