Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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