Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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