I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
