doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
