did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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