I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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