Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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