Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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