i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize