Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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