i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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