I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I will be naked everywhere
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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