the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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