My first STD was from a foam party
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
last night I used snow as a chaser
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