At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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