we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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