How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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