I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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