after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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