i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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