erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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