Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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