I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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