Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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