It's Friday. Sex?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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