problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
What a dumb baby whore.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
