even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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