drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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