brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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