if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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