Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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