He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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