No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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