dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
