Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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