Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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