what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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