Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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