new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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