dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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